The coat is long and gets so dirty
When it gets matted it doesn’t deter me
The ears well pulled, the nose all furry
The feet go yellow, the bum does too!
No, it still won’t make me feel blue
Tips get chewed, the rabbit goes in moult
Just can’t and still won’t call a halt
To this hobby called Angora keeping
If this were a tape, there would be lot’s of bleeping!
When thwarted of these plans I’ve laid
I think of all the friends I’ve made
I try not to think of all the weeping and wailing
‘Cause I won’t change to breeds where it’s all plain sailing!

By Sue Fisher, NAC yearbook